[ you say this as if you think I'm an unfaithful dick ]

[ I know how to avert my eyes

besides, you are my pretty lady ]

[ judging by the fact I am marrying you it would seem that you are the one I would like to see naked at some point in my life ]

[ o-oh

u////u ]

[ i--





may not need it ]

[ i am probably terrible at it for lack of experience but practice makes perfect? ]

[ can I just try this on my own please first? ]

[ I feel significantly more comfortable with this plan

mostly because it means I'm doing it of my own volition ]

[ why does it sound like you're trying to drug me?

. . . I'm okay with stuttering ]

[ it's possible I got better at this being able to talk to you without turning into a bumbling idiot thing

unless I'm about to ask you something v. serious ]

[ . . . yes, like that

but you said yes, so it worked out for me anyway ]

[ it balances out when I let my ego get in the way of making good decisions

I probably even kissed you afterward u///u ]

[ Did I even make it to second base?

probably in my apartment after taking you out to lunch

easier than trying to say it in public ]